katyjane91 asked: Omg! I'm almost 24 and have never been kissed, too! *super lame freak high-five*!

OMG! *Super lame high-five back*

I realized I’m almost 24 and I’ve never been kissed wow

My ex bff just told me she lost her virginity with someone from her last work aka someone she knew for only two months and now she’s fucking her english teacher who is twenty years older than her. And I thought I was the most fucked up one.

tagged → #personal

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

tagged → #Hahahaha
vintagecupcakes19:

Art on We Heart It.

vintagecupcakes19:

Art on We Heart It.

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

tagged → #OMFG #I WANT HIM #Dogs

Six weeks sober and I think I’m having withdrawals fml

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

tagged → #basically #I'd say 95% #same

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

tagged → #hahahaha #dogs #birds